Ranking horses π ππ΄ π
An incomplete and lighthearted guide
1 min readOct 7, 2016
- Seahorse: the most elegant of all horses and the most mysterious
- Workhorse: the most useful of all horses. The horse we respect the most
- Trojan horse: the least trustworthy of all horses. Great story
- Pommel horse: the most challenging of all horses. Olympic horse
- Regular horse: the most basic of all horses
- Horseshoes: the funnest type of horse. Challenge your uncle to a game
- Horseplay: the 2nd funnest type of horsing
- Sawhorse: the most practical of all horses.
- Horsetail: the most plant like horse
- Race horse: the fastest of all horses
- Horseradish: the horse that tastes the worst
- Horseflies: the worst of all the horses (they hurt when they bite)
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